When you are a pageant girl from 100 years ago like Olivia Culpo, who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, but who has been invited to a handful of events, and has dated at least one Jonas brother…so that she’s managed to meet at least one paparazzi who she can call to schedule a meeting with…one where she walks out pretending not to notice cameras on her…that she called…because no one gives a fuck about her…proven by the no eye contact…she’s probably not even on a fucking call..
BUT she does have a cameltoe…marketing…you know how it is…gettin’ press for all the right reasons when you’re pretty much a nobody…
I LIKE IT.
