Friday, January 31, 2014

Orlando Bloom's new chick


Nora Arnezeder Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom's new girlfriend Nora Arnezeder 
Orlando Bloom has branched out from smoking hot Australian chicks and is now dating a smoking hot French chick. Good for him. He needed a change. From theDaily Mail:
Miranda Kerr's ex Orlando Bloom arrived at The Roger Room on his Ducati on Tuesday night for a date with a new girl. The 37-year-old actor was spotted hanging out at the Los Angeles speakeasy with Nora Arnezeder, a gorgeous 24-year-old French actress. The pair were spotted at the hip L.A. watering hole and hours later Orlando left alone only to come back shortly afterwards to pick up his date.

A source in the bar told Mail Online: "Orlando and Nora were in the bar for about two hours enjoying some drinks and talking. They sat at a corner table together and weren't joined by anyone else."
Hey, young Will Turner seems to have rebounded from the epic send-off he got from Miranda Kerr a little while back. Nora Arnezeder is all types of hot AND, since she's an actress in her mid-20s, she's ready, willing, and able to do whatever it takes to stay in the mainstream, even if it means sipping elven cream from Legolas' enchanted tap. I'm happy for Orlando, but you know who's even happier for him, right? Leonardo DiCaprio and that Aussie billionaire James Packer, for starters. They're both former friends of his and they're both gonna fuck Nora eventually (hopefully not at the same time). Orlando's basically a headhunter for them (pun intended). I mean, c'mon, if they can swoop in on Miranda Kerr, then they can certainly swoop in on this delicious little French pastry.