Katy Perry makes it rain at strip club

Katy Perry Spearmint Rhino

 

Katy Perry makes it rain at strip club 
Katy Perry didn't just go to a strip club after the Super Bowl on Sunday, sheenthusiastically went to a strip club after the Super Bowl on Sunday. Now that's the Katy Perry I fell in love with. From TMZ:

Katy Perry tipped a girl and she liked it -- then she tipped more -- dropping STACKS on hot strippers after the Super Bowl Sunday night ... and to make it even more awesome, her BF John Mayer was there too.

We're told Katy and John stopped by Spearmint Rhino in Santa Barbara around 11pm Sunday night after the Seahawks devastated the Broncos. We're told Katy and John spent in the thousands, tipping the girls BIG and getting multiple private dances. Katy even took photos with the girls.

Ladies, this is how you keep a man. Does Katy really want to enable those strippers' coke-whoring ways? Of course not, but keeping John and his pelvis driller happy is far more important than inspiring women to be more than a bouncing set of glittery tits. This is why Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift won't ever be happy -- they're too worried about being role models and what not. Katy tried to strap those melons down, but has since reversed course after losing 100,000 followers on Twitter. Now that's a girl who knows what's good for her. And what's good for her? Why, John Mayer's throat stretcher, of course.

Heidi and Spencer made $500k from staged photoshoots

Heidi Spencer Picture Payday

 

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Mexico in 2008 
Remember all those cheesy staged photoshoots Heidi and Spencer from The Hillsused to do? Turns out they made half a fucking million on them. A year. Of course they blew all the money (in Heidi's case, literally), but still, the two were god damn evil geniuses. From their appearance on Bethenny earlier this week:

Bethenny: First of all you were on every magazine. You must have been stalked by paparazzi. What's that like now? Are they still following you? Do they still take pictures?
Spencer: They were never following us. I was calling them.
Bethenny: You are so honest. I really like that. You were calling them.
Spencer: We were in a partnership with them. There's big money in there. Was. Every photo you take they are selling them to the tabloids so if you partner up with them you get a cut.
Bethenny: Wow you got a deal with them not for holding a product but just for sitting by a pool.
Spencer: Any photo you see. We were making like half a million dollars in photos a year.
Heidi: It's a different economy now, a different market. There's not really that market now. We kind of were at the peak at that time.

Just so we're clear, Heidi and Spencer think the reason why they've been reduced to appearing on The Praying Mantis Show is because the economy stinks? Sure, things were better back when MTV created scripted "reality" TV shows like The Hills, but it's not as if Heidi or that albino dick hole of a husband bothered to keep up with what the masses wanted to watch. Anyone from porn actresses, to tire jockeys, to racist pastry chefs can be celebrities -- it just takes a little work (well, I guess selling one's soul probably isn't considered work these days). Do Heidi and Spencer want to get back in the mix of things? Well, whip out the GoPro and film Heidi getting DP'ed by fellow has-beens the Jonas brothers and whoever's left alive from the original cast of the Real World.

5 Tips to Have a Great First Date

Alot of my peers have told me they have a lot of issues with first dates.

"What do I say to her?"

"What if there are awkward pauses?"

"How do I get her back to my place?"

 

The first date can make or break an entire relationship, so don't f*ck it up. It's important that you keep these tips in mind for a better first date.

Before you read these tips, go grab my free video on first dates.



NUMBER 1: Tailor the date to the girl

A good date is tailored to the girl you’re taking out. A great date is when you are both doing something that you enjoy. However, you should also consider how familiar you are with each other. If you two barely know each other, then meeting up for coffee or drinks is a sensible choice. It’s something that the girl is more likely to agree to because it’s low-investment for both of you. It’s fairly inexpensive, and either party can bounce at any time if things go badly. If you two are more familiar with each other, then take some time to think about what she might like to do. If she’s adventurous, do something adventurous, like parasailing or indoor skydiving. If she’s into the outdoors, do something outdoors-y, like going for a hike or bike ride. If she’s not the outgoing type, do something a bit more low-key – like a picnic followed by going to a scenic overlook.  

NUMBER 2: Take an interest in the girl

If there’s one thing to take away from this article, it’s that eye contact and body language mean everything. If you can’t make eye contact, then she’ll think that either 1) you have low self-confidence, 2) you’re being dishonest and have something to hide, or that 3) you’re simply disinterested.  All three are instant turn-offs. Another thing that drives girls crazy is if you’re constantly checking your phone during a date. Put your phone away at all times, and resist the urge. Body language is huge. Your energy should be high throughout the date. If your energy is low, it will appear to her that you don’t even want to be there. This will sound so common-sense, but SMILE. Some guys just forget to smile. Smiling is contagious, and it releases endorphins that lift the mood.

NUMBER 3: Initiate touch

This is something some guys struggle with. You want to initiate physical touch, but you don’t want to do too much, too soon. You can lightly touch her arm when emphasizing points. When you hold a door open for her, you can place your free hand on her lower back to lead her in. Be subtle. Observe her reactions. If she reciprocates touch, then you should continue. If she pulls away, then you should at least take a break from touching.Touch is awesome because it releases a hormone called oxytocin. Oxytocin creates trust between two people. Not only that, but it’s a feel-good hormone that is also released during an orgasm!

NUMBER 4: Be chivalrous

Chivalry is rare in today’s world. That’s why girls always take notice when a guy does something as simple as opening doors. It’s crazy to think that’s the case, but it works in your favor. You have a chance to stand out from the other guys by doing something so simple. When describing good first dates, most girls will recall the fact that the guy was a gentleman.


NUMBER 5: Bounce her from location to location

When you go to multiple locations, you make a date memorable. With more experiences, there’s more of a bond between two individuals. That means before the date, you should plan some places you can go to continue the date. Going to two or three places is ideal; just make sure each place is within close proximity. Also, if she’s agreed to multiple locations with you, she’s more prone to be willing to go back to your place at the end of the night. In her mind, she’s thinking about going back to your place as continuing the adventure.

BONUS: Have an excuse to go back to your place

Whether you're going back to your place to watch some "funny videos" or catch a movie, make sure you have an excuse to go back to your place. Have alcohol ready to help her relax. Then let the night take you guys to new heights =)

Hope this helps, guys. There’s a lot of articles on what to do on first dates, but most of the advice is VERY common sense. Need more food for thought on first dates? Click here and sign up for the free video because you’ll learn about a woman’s perspective on first dates.

Jwoww 'Freaking Out' About Pregnancy

 

Jenni 'JWoww' Farley is "freaking out" about her pregnancy.

The former 'Jersey Shore' star is expecting a baby with her fiancé Roger Mathews, and her close friend and co-star Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi says she's not too happy about gaining baby weight.

Snooki - who a 15-month-old son, Lorenzo - told E! News: "She's definitely freaking out, she doesn't want to get fat.

"She's working out twice a day - she's insane. But I gave her a copy of my book ['Baby Bumps' - about how her pregnancy changed her], so my book's helping her. And any questions she has she knows she can come to me. I'm always here for her."

While Snooki is looking forward to Lorenzo having someone to play with, she's not sure that if Jenni has a girl she'd let them date when they get older.

She added: "I feel like they're going to be more like cousins, because Jenni and I are like sisters. I think it would be weird if they hooked up or started dating. I'd like to raise them like they're cousins."

Snooki, 26, is also engaged - to Jionni LaValle - and thinks she'll be the first to walk down the aisle.

She added: "It'll probably be me because she's pregnant. She was going to have a summer wedding, but now I think she's going to wait another year, so mine will come first."

Read more: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/jwoww-freaking-pregnancy-413819.html#ixzz2sEpwlqMO

Naya Rivera is fun

Naya Rivera Stripper Pole

Naya Rivera at the American Music Awards last November 
When your fiance's name is Big Sean, it's pretty much a given that you're gonna eventually have a stripper pole in your house. If the whole Glee thing doesn't work out, at least Naya Rivera has a back up career. Via Celebuzz:

"A lady should be a lady," the Glee star tells Cosmopolitan for Latinas, adding that she has "tons" of lingerie for her man. "You can't get lazy -- it takes work. You always have to make an effort."

Revealing that she recently had a stripper pole installed in her home, the 27-year-old says that the most essential ingredient to a hot sex life is passion.

"I'm still sore!" she laughs, explaining that she's been trying out "at home pole tricks" she learned on YouTube. The actress jokes with a wink, "We have sex in public. We have sex everywhere!"

Now I understand why Glee has been allowed to stay on the air for so long. Sure, depending on the angle, that Lea Michelle is easy on the eyes, and who doesn't love watching Chris Colfer serenade his boyfriend with show tunes? But Naya, that sexy little minx, it's Naya that carries that show with her role model lifestyle. "Dance like a coke fiend and pound cock 'till the room stinks" is what all women need to do if they ever expect to hook a man for the long run, and it happens to be the first and second commandments of N.O.W.'s charter. What's the third, you ask? "Voting is really confusing, so just don't even try it."