Katy Perry makes it rain at strip club

Katy Perry Spearmint Rhino

 

Katy Perry makes it rain at strip club 
Katy Perry didn't just go to a strip club after the Super Bowl on Sunday, sheenthusiastically went to a strip club after the Super Bowl on Sunday. Now that's the Katy Perry I fell in love with. From TMZ:

Katy Perry tipped a girl and she liked it -- then she tipped more -- dropping STACKS on hot strippers after the Super Bowl Sunday night ... and to make it even more awesome, her BF John Mayer was there too.

We're told Katy and John stopped by Spearmint Rhino in Santa Barbara around 11pm Sunday night after the Seahawks devastated the Broncos. We're told Katy and John spent in the thousands, tipping the girls BIG and getting multiple private dances. Katy even took photos with the girls.

Ladies, this is how you keep a man. Does Katy really want to enable those strippers' coke-whoring ways? Of course not, but keeping John and his pelvis driller happy is far more important than inspiring women to be more than a bouncing set of glittery tits. This is why Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift won't ever be happy -- they're too worried about being role models and what not. Katy tried to strap those melons down, but has since reversed course after losing 100,000 followers on Twitter. Now that's a girl who knows what's good for her. And what's good for her? Why, John Mayer's throat stretcher, of course.