Rihanna in a bikini in Barbados

Rihanna Beer in a Bikin

 

Here's Rihanna enjoying a beer in a bikini yesterday in her native Barbados. Not bad. I tried to fit her entire freakish forehead in the picture, but c'mon, I'm a celebrity blogger, not a god damn miracle worker. Forgive me.

 

 

Robyn Rihanna Fenty (born February 20, 1988), known by her stage name Rihanna (/riˈɑːnə/ ree-AH-nə or /riˈænə/ ree-AN-ə, from the Welsh name Rhiannon is a Barbadian recording artist, actress, and fashion designer. She was born in Saint Michael, Barbados, and her career began when she met record producer Evan Rogers through mutual friends in late 2003 and recorded demo tapes under Rogers's guidance. Her demo tape was sent to several record labels, and she subsequently signed a contract with Def Jam Recordings after auditioning for its president, rapper Jay-Z. Rihanna's debut and second studio albums, Music of the Sun (2005) and A Girl Like Me (2006), peaked in the top ten on the Billboard 200 chart. Both albums spawned the Billboard Hot 100 top two hit single "Pon de Replay" and her first Hot 100 number-one "SOS".

Her third studio album, Good Girl Gone Bad (2007), and its chart-topping lead single "Umbrella" were major breakthroughs in her career that brought her to widespread prominence. The album and its Reloaded version (2008) produced the worldwide hit singles "Don't Stop the Music", "Take a Bow", and "Disturbia". The record was nominated for nine Grammy Awards, winning Best Rap/Sung Collaboration for "Umbrella", and is Rihanna's best-selling album in the US to date. After an altercation with then-boyfriend Chris Brown, Rihanna released her fourth studio album, Rated R, in November 2009. It was followed by three more albums: Loud (2010), Talk That Talk (2011), and her first Billboard 200 number one album Unapologetic (2012). That same year she appeared in her first theatrical feature film: Battleship. These albums feature the global hit singles "Rude Boy", "What's My Name?", "S&M", "Where Have You Been" and "Stay", as well as some of the best-selling singles of all time, such as "Umbrella", "Disturbia", "Only Girl (In the World)", "We Found Love", and "Diamonds". In addition to her solo work, Rihanna has collaborated with numerous other artists, including being featured on the worldwide hits "Live Your Life" (with T.I.) and "Love the Way You Lie" (with Eminem).

Rihanna's work has earned her numerous awards and accolades, including six Grammy Awards, five American Music Awards, 22 Billboard Music Awards, and two BRIT Awards. She has sold over 30 million albums and 120 million singles worldwide, which makes her one of the best-selling artists of all time. She has achieved twelve number one singles on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, the youngest solo artist to achieve the feat. Billboard named her the Digital Songs Artist of the 2000s decade, ranking her seventeenth overall. In 2013, Billboard ranked Rihanna the top Hot 100 artist of the 2010s decade. In 2012, Forbes ranked her the fourth most powerful celebrity of the year, with earnings of $53 million between May 2011 and May 2012. The same year, TIME named Rihanna one of the 100 Most Influential People in the World.

 

 



Kim Kardashian's ass is pregnant

Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Twitter Ass

 

Kim Kardashian tweets ass pic 
I'm sure everyone remembers the first time their mom Instagrammed a picture of her fat ass (with bonus sideboob!), and for North West-Kardashian-Jenner-Hilton, that day was yesterday. Hopefully Kim helps her print out a screengrab of this for show-and-tell time at her preschool. Or is little North skipping that whole education thing and going straight to earning? She may not know the difference between "their," "they're," and "there," but at least Grandma Kris is proud of all the zeroes in her bank account.

 

 

Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian (born October 21, 1980) is an American television personality, fashion designer, model, and actress. Born and raised in Los Angeles, California, she first garnered media attention through her then-friend Paris Hilton. In 2007, Kardashian came to prominence after a sex tapewith her then-boyfriend Ray J was leaked. Later that year, she and her family were commissioned to star in the reality television series Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Its success has led to the creation ofspin-offs including Kourtney and Kim Take New York and Kourtney and Kim Take Miami. In 2010, Kardashian was named the highest-paid reality television personality, with estimated earnings of $6 million.

In August 2011, Kardashian married basketball player Kris Humphries in a widely-publicized ceremony. However, following 72 days of marriage, she garnered significant criticism after filing for divorce that October, labeling their nuptials a publicity stunt. In June 2013, their divorce was finalized with an undisclosed settlement. Kardashian began a relationship with rapper Kanye West in 2012, and gave birth to their daughter North West the following year.

With sisters Kourtney and Khloé, Kardashian is involved in the retail and fashion industries. They have launched several clothing collections and fragrances, and additionally released the book Kardashian Konfidential in 2010.



Miley Cyrus Performs ‘Wrecking Ball,” and Acoustic ‘We Can’t Stop’ on SNL

Miley Cyrus was the musical guest as well as the host of “Saturday Night Live.” Watch her perform her party anthem ‘We Can’t Stop,’ seated and accompanied by three acoustic guitarists. She also performed ‘Wrecking Ball,’ fully clothed.

The 20-year-old pop star and former Disney Channel Hannah Montana defied expectations of another headline grabbing live TV performance. With the MTV VMAs still talked about as if it took place yesterday, she didn’t need to. The twerking was all in her parody video on SNL — “We Can Stop (the Government)” as she portrayed Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann in full tongue wagging, twerking glory, alongside Taran Killam as House Speaker John Boehner, with a fondness for body-hugging white underwear and, of course twerking.

The success of the revamped “We Can’t Stop” music video will be debated, much like the government shutdown itself. But the contrasting live performances were notable. As Sinead O’Connor so passionately intoned in three open letters, Miley Cyrus has plenty of talent, she doesn’t need to strip down and become prostituted by the music industry. It’s not to say the pop star heeded the words of the elder icon but it was notable to see her performing in clothing and without twerking.

She took to the stage to perform her Billboard Hot 100 No. 1 hit single “Wrecking Ball,” as she wore a long sports jersey that was only demurely sheer and in no way distracting from the soaring melody and poignant lines of the song as she was backed by a rock band and backup singers. She returned to the stage, as noted, with an acoustic version of “We Can’t Stop,” singing the lyrics of the anthem to good times — “It’s our party we can do what we want / It’s our party we can say what we want” and so on — as she sat surrounded by three acoustic guitarists.

Defying expectations is a wise strategy. One does not want to become a parody of one’s self. So Miley Cyrus wisely let members of Congress twerk in revealing underwear as she herself sang. Her new album ‘Bangerz’ — being the purpose of the ceaseless publicity that we are collectively giving her — is due out on Tuesday, October 8th. Critics’ reviews are mostly favorable.

Jennifer Lawrence is too fat

Jennifer Lawrence Too Fat

 

Jennifer Lawrence tells the new issue of Harper's Bazaar UK that a director once threatened to fire her because she was too fat. So let that be a lesson to all you young actresses out there. Cocaine. Cocaine will keep you nice and skinny. She said:

"I was young. It was just the kind of shit that actresses have to go through. Somebody told me I was fat, that I was going to get fired if I didn't lose a certain amount of weight. They brought in pictures of me where I was basically naked, and told me to use them as motivation for my diet. It was just that. 

"[Someone brought it up recently] They thought that because of the way my career had gone, it wouldn't still hurt me. That somehow, after I won an Oscar, I'm above it all. 'You really still care about that?' Yeah. I was a little girl. I was hurt. It doesn't matter what accolades you get. I know it'll never happen to me again. If anybody even tries to whisper the word 'diet', I'm like, 'You can go fuck yourself.' "

I like Jennifer, I really do. She's damn good-looking and seems to be down to earth. Jen's one drawback isn't her weight, it's her good-girl nature. Being normal is great for Jennifer the person, but it sucks for Celebslam the gossip website. I mean, would it kill this chick to give us an oopsie or a nip-slip, for Christ's sake? Anyways, back to the point. Some Hollyweird douche rocket told a little girl she's too fat for movies, but then she grew into the chick in the blue body paint in X-Men: First Class. This proves one thing in my book: there are a lot of gay dudes in the film industry. Alert the press.


The woman currently sharing George Clooney's bed

George Clooney Old Flame

 

George Clooney's fuck buddy Monika Jackisic 
Earlier this year, before his split with Stacy Keibler, it was rumored that George Clooney hooked up with his ex, Croatian model Monika Jakisic, while the two were in London. According to Us Weekly, the two haven't stopped talking since and even had a slumber party at George's L.A. mansion on Sept. 25. I love slumber parties! Ohhhh, I wonder if they told ghost stories?!?

"They spent hours talking, and have an incredible connection," says the insider. The sexual tension had been building for a while. Back in May, the London-based stunner, 33 -- known as the "Croatian Sensation" -- and the Gravity actor unabashedly flirted at London nightclub Loulou's.

Though he was still dating Stacy Keibler at the time (they split in July after two years of dating), "they danced and held hands," adds the source. "He's been calling and texting her ever since."

Meh. Even though I completely understand that Monika is supposed to be some sort of model, she's kind of a letdown when you stand her up next to Clooney's ex, Stacy Keibler. Is Monika hot? Yeah, I guess. Monika is hot when stacked up against makeup section cashiers at Macy's, but she's not A-list hot. Her value to the old coot must come from her prostate-milking lesbo fingers and a willingness to please that Stacy "Viagra on Stilts" Keibler never needed to display. Oh, and "Croatian Sensation"? If Monkia Jakisic is considered a sensation in that part of the world, then it's no wonder the former Yugoslavia is only known for exporting shitty cars, AK-47s, and ruthless mobsters. 

An Asian Miss America: Why All The Racism?

Miss America 2014 is the first Indian American to ever win the Miss America pageant, and to no surprise there was serious backlash to her crowning achievement.


After the winner of Miss America 2014, Nina Davuluri, was announced, Twitter was flooded with hateful tweets in reaction to Davuluri's Indian-American heritage. Many ignorantly mistaked her as an "arab" and many tweets accused Miss Davuluri of being a terrorist!  

The 24-year-old Miss New York, Nina Davuluri, is the first Indian American to win Miss America and the second Asian American in history to win the titile, while the second runner up, Miss Carlifornia Crystal Lee, a 22 year old Chinese-American who graduated from Stanford, was the runner up!  Asians REPRESENT!  

"We're making history standing here as Asian Americans", Davuluri said moments before the winner was announced. 

In response to the backlash, Miss Davuluri nonchalantly shrugged it off, stating that, "I always view myself as first and foremost American". 

Being Asian American myself, I applaud Miss Davuluri for being so resilient against all of the racism she faced from fellow Americans. It's already difficult to put yourself in the public eye, in front of millions of people. But then to have them believe that you're not suitable based on your racial background, something you have completely no control over, must have taken some serious balls. 

I give props to her for handling it so beautifully--we've already seen plenty of beauty queen slip ups in the past just from interview rounds -- and for Miss Davuluri to respond so well to negativity really does merit her the crown. It's hard to be proud of your ethnicity if everyone ridicules you for being different, even though this IS America, the land of immigrants. 

I know I struggled with cultural identity myself when I was growing up, along with many others out there--I felt that Asians were somehow inferior to Caucasians. I believed that it was bad to act Asian or look Asian. In high school, white girls were seen as the most popular and the prettiest, and it was hard as an Asian to break into that crowd. Now as I'm maturing, I've realized the inequality is alleviating a bit since there has been more of an assimilation of Asian culture in America (I mean, c'mon who doesn't love sushi and Psy?). At least this year's pageant seems to hint at that, as there seem to be more Asian participants (and winners) than ever. 

On another note, the ignorant Tweets make me question what some Americans might think of Indians. I mean, I hope they realize that geographically, India is very much a part of Asia. But what I am also very proud of is that Asians indeed are gaining popularity, I mean we did just win first and second place at the Miss America pageant so... haters can hate. I believe this is a testament that Asians really are rising to the top, against the stereotypical view that Asian girls are just quiet and shy. This recent victory shows that Asian women can in fact be outspoken and powerful women as well as amazing role models. Snaps to both winners for showing the world your stuff despite all the hate! 

Zhao Wei Kisses Host Tu Jingwei at Golden Rooster Awards

Actress-turned director Zhao Wei (left) kisses awards host Tu Jingwei while accepting the award for Best Directorial Debut on the stage of the 29th Golden Rooster Awards in Wuhan, central China's Hubei Province on Saturday, September 28, 2013. Zhao Wei won the award for her film "So Young".

 

Zhao Wei (born 12 March 1976), also known as Vicki Zhao (or Vicky Zhao), is a Chinese actress, director and pop singer. She has been awarded the Hundred Flowers Award, Shanghai Film Critics Award, Huabiao Award, Golden Eagle TV Award, as well as the Best Actress award at the Shanghai International Film Festival.

Zhao developed an interest in acting after she was first chosen to be a supporting actress in a filming session. While studying at Beijing Film Academy, she participated in various film projects. She rose to fame after portraying Xiaoyanzi ("Little Swallow") in the first two seasons of the television seriesPrincess Pearl. In 1999, after Princess Pearl was broadcast, Zhao also began her singing career with her first album, Swallow. She is considered one of the "Four Dan actresses" in China (四大花旦), along with Xu Jinglei, Zhang Ziyi and Zhou Xun.

Following the success of Princess Pearl, Zhao started acting in many major film productions, includingStephen Chow's Shaolin Soccer (2001), So Close (2002), Warriors of Heaven and Earth (2004), and John Woo's historical epic Red Cliff (2008-2009). For her achievements in film, television, and music, the Japanese media dubbed her "China's No.1 actress" in 2007. The United Kingdom's The Independent also described her as "China's box office darling" in 2009.

Kim Kardashian's implants are looking a bit ripply

Kim Kardashian Implants Ripples

 

Kim Kardashian at the premiere of Mademoiselle C in Paris 

I don't know if it's just the light or what, but Kim Kardashian's implants were looking a bit ripply at a movie premiere in Paris last night. And, no, it's not her soul trying to escape out of her chest, you asshole. Kim lost that years ago the first time Ray-J's balls touched her chin.

Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian (born October 21, 1980) is an American television personality, fashion designer, model, and actress. Born and raised in Los Angeles, California, she first garnered media attention through her then-friend Paris Hilton. In 2007, Kardashian came to prominence after a sex tapewith her then-boyfriend Ray J was leaked. Later that year, she and her family were commissioned to star in the reality television series Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Its success has led to the creation of spin-offs including Kourtney and Kim Take New York and Kourtney and Kim Take Miami. In 2010, Kardashian was named the highest-paid reality television personality, with estimated earnings of $6 million.

In August 2011, Kardashian married basketball player Kris Humphries in a widely-publicized ceremony. However, following 72 days of marriage, she garnered significant criticism after filing for divorce that October, labeling their nuptials a publicity stunt. In June 2013, their divorce was finalized with an undisclosed settlement. Kardashian began a relationship with rapper Kanye West in 2012, and gave birth to their daughter North West the following year.

With sisters Kourtney and Khloé, Kardashian is involved in the retail and fashion industries. They have launched several clothing collections and fragrances, and additionally released the book Kardashian Konfidential in 2010.