Jennifer Lawrence is too fat

Jennifer Lawrence Too Fat

 

Jennifer Lawrence tells the new issue of Harper's Bazaar UK that a director once threatened to fire her because she was too fat. So let that be a lesson to all you young actresses out there. Cocaine. Cocaine will keep you nice and skinny. She said:

"I was young. It was just the kind of shit that actresses have to go through. Somebody told me I was fat, that I was going to get fired if I didn't lose a certain amount of weight. They brought in pictures of me where I was basically naked, and told me to use them as motivation for my diet. It was just that. 

"[Someone brought it up recently] They thought that because of the way my career had gone, it wouldn't still hurt me. That somehow, after I won an Oscar, I'm above it all. 'You really still care about that?' Yeah. I was a little girl. I was hurt. It doesn't matter what accolades you get. I know it'll never happen to me again. If anybody even tries to whisper the word 'diet', I'm like, 'You can go fuck yourself.' "

I like Jennifer, I really do. She's damn good-looking and seems to be down to earth. Jen's one drawback isn't her weight, it's her good-girl nature. Being normal is great for Jennifer the person, but it sucks for Celebslam the gossip website. I mean, would it kill this chick to give us an oopsie or a nip-slip, for Christ's sake? Anyways, back to the point. Some Hollyweird douche rocket told a little girl she's too fat for movies, but then she grew into the chick in the blue body paint in X-Men: First Class. This proves one thing in my book: there are a lot of gay dudes in the film industry. Alert the press.