Justin Bieber and Rita Ora hooked up

Justin Bieber Rita Ora Hookup

 

Justin Bieber and Rita Ora leaving Warwick nightclub in Hollywood (6/1) 

Add Rita Ora to the list of chicks Justin Bieber has nailed. The two were spotted leaving Warwick nightclub in Hollywood late Wednesday night/early Thursday morning. I know they could have been there just as friends, but Rita wore this skirt (with gratuitous upskirt here). That's not a "just friends" skirt. That's a "it's the vernal equinox, my field is tilled, and I'm ready for your seed" skirt . . . dammit I need to stop reading Farmer's Almanac. It's really screwing with my analogies.

 

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Rita Sahatçiu Ora (born Rita Sahatçiu; 26 November 1990) is a British singer and actress. Her debut studio album, Ora, released in 2012, debuted at number one in the United Kingdom. The album contained the UK number-one singles, "R.I.P." and "How We Do (Party)". After reaching the peak position as a featured act on DJ Fresh's "Hot Right Now", Ora became the artist with the most number-one singles on the UK Singles Chart in 2012, with three consecutive singles reaching the top position. She was nominated for three Brit Awards at the 2013 ceremony.

Her single, "I Will Never Let You Down", became her fourth UK number one when it debuted at the top of the charts in 2014. Also in 2014, Ora featured on Iggy Azalea's single, "Black Widow", which reached number three in the US. In 2015, Ora became a coach on the fourth series of The Voice UK, and later that year, a judge on the twelfth series of The X Factor.



Mama June: coming to a strip club near you

Mama June Strip Club Appearance 1

 

Mama June: coming to a strip club near you 
Get those erections ready because Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is coming to a strip club near you! But she won't actually be getting naked or doing lap dances. Aw dammit. I guess I have to return those baggy sweat pants I bought. From Page Six:

A year after a successful tour of some of America's finest gentlemen's clubs, the reality star is set to appear at nightlife establishments in Baltimore, Oklahoma, Los Angeles and Las Vegas later this month. But don't expect the "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" star to bare all for the masses. Instead she'll be participating in two-hour-long meet-and-greets -- which will include walking the red carpet and posing for photos with fans -- at each venue.

Last year's tour was such a success that Mama June has been in demand ever since. It has also proven to be quite lucrative, as she's set to earn $20,000 across the four appearances.

"June has been a big hit at gentlemen's clubs and ... we have had a lot of clubs reaching out to have her appear," her manager, Gina Rodriguez, told Page Six.

The manufacturer of those chocolate coins must be extremely disappointed that Mama June won't be performing on stage. Chocolate money is actually all she accepts when she's dancing. "PUT IT IN MY THONG FOR LATER." It's quite disturbing. There's skin on skin friction, which generates heat, and then it melts, and  . . . I'm just gonna leave it at that.

It's the Miss USA Bikini Prelims

Miss USA Bikini Prelims Leah Lawson 1

Miss South Carolina Leah Lawson in a bikini 
Miss South Carolina Leah Lawson headlines a gallery chock-full of bikini goodness from the Miss USA bikini prelims on Wednesday. Oh what a coincidence, I just learned that South Carolina is my favorite state. Leah and I should get together for coffee and heavy petting. I'm totally kidding . . . I hate coffee.

A bikini is usually a women's abbreviated two-piece swimsuit with a bra top for the chest and underwear cut below the navel. The basic design is simple: two triangles of fabric on top cover the woman's breasts and two triangles of fabric on the bottom cover the groin in front and the buttocks in back. The size of a bikini bottom can range from full pelvic coverage to a revealing thong or G-string design.

The name for the bikini design was coined in 1946 by Parisian engineer Louis Réard, the designer of the bikini. He named the swimsuit after Bikini Atoll, where testing on the atomic bomb was taking place. Fashion designer Jacques Heim, also from Paris, re-released a similar design earlier that same year, the Atome. Due to its controversial and revealing design, the bikini was slow to be adopted. In many countries it was banned from beaches and public places. The Vatican declared the design sinful. While still considered risqué, the bikini gradually became a part of popular culture when film stars—Brigitte Bardot, Raquel Welch, Ursula Andress and others—began wearing them on public beaches and in film.

The bikini design became common in most Western countries by the mid-1960s as beachwear, swimwear and underwear. By the late 20th century it had become common as sportswear in sports such as beach volleyball and bodybuilding. Variations of the term are used to describe stylistic variations for promotional purposes and industry classifications, including monokini, microkini, tankini, trikini, pubikini, bandeaukini and skirtini. A man's brief swimsuit may also be referred to as a bikini. Similarly, a variety of men's and women's underwear types are described as bikini underwear.

The bikini has gradually grown to gain wide acceptance in Western society. By the early 2000s, bikinis had become a US$811 million business annually, and boosted spin-off services such as bikini waxing and sun tanning.

In this post we stare at Kate Beckinsale's sideboob

Kate Beckinsale at the Christian Dior Cruise afterparty at Loulou's in London(6/1) 

Consider this eye bleach for that last post about Mama June. Sorry about that.

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Kathrin Romary "Kate" Beckinsale (born 26 July 1973) is an English actress. After some minor television roles, she made her film debut in Much Ado About Nothing (1993) while still a student at Oxford University. She then appeared in British costume dramas such as Prince of Jutland (1994), Cold Comfort Farm (1995), Emma (1996), and The Golden Bowl (2000), in addition to various stage and radio productions. She began to seek film work in the United States in the late 1990s and, after appearing in small-scale dramas The Last Days of Disco (1998) and Brokedown Palace (1999), she had a break-out year in 2001 with starring roles in the war drama Pearl Harbor and the romantic comedy Serendipity. She built on this success with appearances in the Martin Scorcese's The Aviator (2004) and the comedy Click (2006).

Since being cast as Selene in the Underworld film series (2003, 2006, 2009, 2012, 2016), Beckinsale has become known primarily known for her work in action films including Van Helsing (2004), Whiteout (2009), Contraband (2012), and Total Recall (2012). She also continues to make appearances in smaller dramatic projects such as Snow Angels (2007), Nothing but the Truth (2008), and Everybody's Fine (2009). In 2016, she won acclaim for her role in Whit Stillman's Jane Austen comedy Love & Friendship.