Mama June: coming to a strip club near you

Mama June Strip Club Appearance 1

 

Mama June: coming to a strip club near you 
Get those erections ready because Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is coming to a strip club near you! But she won't actually be getting naked or doing lap dances. Aw dammit. I guess I have to return those baggy sweat pants I bought. From Page Six:

A year after a successful tour of some of America's finest gentlemen's clubs, the reality star is set to appear at nightlife establishments in Baltimore, Oklahoma, Los Angeles and Las Vegas later this month. But don't expect the "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" star to bare all for the masses. Instead she'll be participating in two-hour-long meet-and-greets -- which will include walking the red carpet and posing for photos with fans -- at each venue.

Last year's tour was such a success that Mama June has been in demand ever since. It has also proven to be quite lucrative, as she's set to earn $20,000 across the four appearances.

"June has been a big hit at gentlemen's clubs and ... we have had a lot of clubs reaching out to have her appear," her manager, Gina Rodriguez, told Page Six.

The manufacturer of those chocolate coins must be extremely disappointed that Mama June won't be performing on stage. Chocolate money is actually all she accepts when she's dancing. "PUT IT IN MY THONG FOR LATER." It's quite disturbing. There's skin on skin friction, which generates heat, and then it melts, and  . . . I'm just gonna leave it at that.