Lindsay Lohan's fiance tried to kill her

Police were called to Lindsay Lohan's home in London last night after she started yelling like a crazy person on her balcony that her fiance just tried to kill her. Wait . . . Lindsay Lohan has a home? I just assumed she lived in a tent down by the river. From The Sun:

Shouting her name and address across the street, she screamed, "Please please please. He just strangled me. He almost killed me. Everybody will know. Get out of my house ... Do it. I dare you again. You're fucking crazy. You sick fuck. You need help. It's my house, get out of my house."

She was also heard shouting to Egor -- who was also near the balcony, "I'm done. I don't love you anymore. You tried to kill me. You're a fucking psycho," before adding. "We are finished ... No Egor, you've been strangling me constantly. You can't strangle a woman constantly and beat the s-- out of her and think it's ok. Everybody saw you touch me. It's filmed. Get out! Get out."

Ten minutes later police arrived after receiving reports of a "woman in distress" - forcing their way into the property - only to find it empty after going inside. They said no crime was committed and no arrests were made.

Remember when Lindsay Lohan said she was moving to London to leave behind the drama that followed her around back at home in the States? ... *sigh* ... Looks like it found her again. Poor, Lindsay. I thought she'd be able to escape it after she joined the Actor Witness Protection Program and didn't appear in any major movies or TV shows for years, but after last night's events, it looks like her identity has been compromised. She has to start all over again.

Programming update

Iggy Azalea at Jewel Nightclub in Las Vegas (7/23)

Please note that the role of "Kim Kardashian" on the upcoming season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians will be played by Iggy Azalea. Thank you.

From Wikipedia:

Iggy Azalea (/əˈzeɪljə/) (born Amethyst Amelia Kelly; June 7, 1990),^[1] is an Australian rapper, songwriter, and model. Born in Sydney and raised in Mullumbimby, Azalea moved to the United States at the age of 16 to pursue a career in hip hop music, residing in the southern part of the country. She earned public recognition after releasing YouTube music videos for her songs "Pu$$y" and "Two Times". She signed a record contract with T.I.'s imprint Grand Hustle Records in 2012, after gaining attention from her debut mixtape Ignorant Art.

Azalea's debut studio album, The New Classic (2014), peaked among the top five of several charts worldwide and received generally mixed reviews. It topped the Billboard Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums making Azalea the first non-American female rapper to reach the summit of the chart.^[2] The album was preceded by her debut single "Work", and generated the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart-topping single "Fancy", which made Azalea the fourth female rapper in the history of the chart to reach number one, claiming the longest-leading reign with seven consecutive weeks. Additionally, she was featured onAriana Grande's single "Problem", which peaked at number two while "Fancy" was number one; Azalea joined The Beatles as the only acts to rank at numbers one and two simultaneously with their first two Hot 100 entries.^[3][4][5] She also went on to achieve three top ten hits simultaneously on the Hot 100 with the aforementioned songs along with the fifth single from the album, "Black Widow", later that year.^[6] Azalea's second studio album Digital Distortion is due in June 2016. Its lead single, "Team", was released on 18 March 2016.^[7]

On the 12th June 2016, Azalea was confirmed as a new judge for The X Factor Australia.^[8]

Doutzen Kroes oh damn

Doutzen Kroes in Formentera, Spain (7/25)

Here's Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes looking absolutely stupid hot on vacation in Formentera yesterday. Okay, sure she looks this good now, but just wait until she has a kid. Bye, bye, body.

UPDATE: I've just been informed that Doutzen actually had a son in 2011. Okay, sure she looks this good now, but just wait until she has two kids. Bye, bye, body.

UPDATE #2: I've just been informed that Doutzen actually had a daughter in 2014.  Doutzen Kroes has given birth twice and looks like that. Doutzen Kroes is a freak of nature. I'll shut up now.