Eva Longoria is on vacation

Via her Instagram, here’s Eva Longoria on vacation in Punta Mita, Mexico for Christmas this week. I was supposed to meet her, but then I remembered that I’m neither rich or famous. Dammit! I can’t tell you how many exotic vacations I’ve planned where I didn’t remember that until I got to the airport.

From Wikipedia:

Eva Jacqueline Longoria Bastón[1][2][3] (born March 15, 1975)[5] is an American actress, producer, director, activist and businesswoman. After a series of guest roles on several television series, Longoria was first recognized for her portrayal of Isabella Braña on the CBS daytime soap opera The Young and the Restless, on which she starred from 2001 to 2003. She is perhaps best known for her role as Gabrielle Solis on the ABC television series Desperate Housewives from 2004 to 2012, for which she was well received and was the recipient of Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Award nominations. She has also appeared in Harsh Times (2005), The Sentinel (2006), and Over Her Dead Body (2008). From 2015 to 2016, Longoria starred as Ana Sofia Calderón on the short-lived NBC sitcom Telenovela, and currently serves as an executive producer for the Lifetime television series Devious Maids.

Longoria has also appeared in several advertising campaigns and has been named one of Hollywood's most beautiful women by several publications, including People en Español and People magazines. She currently holds contracts with L'Oréal, Hanes, and New York & Co, among others.

How to Get Beautiful Legs

Be A Woman With Beautiful Legs

A pair of pretty legs is women’s one of the greatest assets. In this article you will find how to get beautiful legs that make guys go crazy and girls envy you.  Pretty legs enhance your personality. Not all women are lucky to have born with beautiful legs, so you need to be familiar with how to get beautiful legs.

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Your legs are no less notable than other parts of your body, so take special care of them. Besides having a regular pedicure treatment once a month, it is recommended you take day to day care to make them look pretty and adorable.

Women with Beautiful Legs: If you have beautiful legs, you can wear flaunting dresses to show case your perfect legs. You can wear dresses like miniskirts, light leggings, trousers, etc.

Here Are Best Tips About How To Have Beautiful Legs

1. Shapely Legs: If you have legs on heavier side, you need to start daily exercise routine to loss the extra fat. Even in case you do not have heavy legs, you still need to do exercises, specifically for your legs, to tone up your leg muscles and have them in perfect shape. We recommend following exercises for you to have shapely perfect legs. Select the ones, as per your choice.

(i) Squatting.

(ii) Running / Jogging.

(iii) Walking.

(iv) Cycling.

(v) Jumping with a jump rope.

(vi) Weight lifting. For this we advise you to consult a trainer for the correct weights and reps. We advise less weight and more reps to tone up your leg muscles.

(vii) Aerobics.

2. Slim and Perfect Legs: If you feel 

embarrassed about your heavy legs and thighs, you need to be careful about what foods you eat.  Avoid foods that contain high sugar, fats and calories, as they result into storing of excess fats and ruining shape of your body including legs. So cut down drastically on such foods to have slim and shapely legs.

3. Hair Less Smooth Legs: Hairy legs are a nightmare for any woman. Select any method of your choice to get rid of hair on your legs. You can go for laser hair removal. If you are tight on budget, consider alternative methods, like waxing, shaving or depilatory creams. Shaving can result into nicks and cuts, as well as drier skin. So use a good shaving gel and a good quality razor. In case you shave your legs, take care to moisturize your legs right after shaving to avoid razor burn or bumps and dry skin. Many women prefer waxing over shaving their legs.

4. Legs Massage: Consider doing an herbal oil massage on your legs at least once a week to have pretty legs and glowing skin. Also if you can do, wash your legs with an herbal or a mild soap when you return home from your office in the evening and apply a herbal moisturizer right after that.

5. Foot Bath: You can also try foot bath for your legs once in a month. Take a bucket of lukewarm water, mix a little shampoo in to it and add two to three drops of oil. Immerse your half of legs into the lukewarm water for about half an hour. Thereafter, clean your legs gently using a pumice stone or scrubber. Moisturize your legs immediately after that.

6. Pedicure For Beautiful Legs:  To save on money and time you can do pedicure at home. Buy a good quality pedicure kit. They come with user’s guide. To learn how to do pedicure at home in easy steps, read this very good article – Click here to read. Or if you like you can get pedicure done at a parlor.

7. Keep Your Legs Moisturized: Moisturizers keep your legs soft, smooth and free of flaky skin. Consider using a moisturizer that contains skin-tightening properties. Apply it whenever you get time and especially after each shower to get perfect and beautiful legs. It also helps to maintain your tan.

Natural Beauty Useful Tips About How To Get Perfect Legs

(i) Try to avoid standing for long hours at your work or home; this can result into the varicose veins to appear.

(ii) Do not let your legs sun burn too much. Always use sunscreen of at least SPF 30 when tanning.

(iii) Too much tanning is harmful for your skin, including your legs.

(iv) Consult a dermatologist if you have consistent problems of pimples, blemishes and visible veins on your legs.

(v) Wearing high heels can cause your calves to become more muscular and look less graceful.

(vi) Legs with a little color (tan) look better than whitish or pale legs.

Follow above mentioned tips on how to get beautiful legs. These will enable you to have pretty and perfect slim legs with smooth and flawless skin. Thereafter, you can wear dresses of your choice and showcase your pretty legs walking down the streets.

Madison Beer enjoying a relaxing cigarette while she stresses about her 18th birthday next year

Here's pop star and Justin Bieber protege Madison Beer lighting up a cigarette after leaving a Halloween store in Hollywood yesterday. Bet Madison can't wait until she turns 18 next March . . . because then she only has three more years until she can legally smoke in California. This chick is hardcore. Probably has a keg in the passenger seat.

So Angelina Jolie just filed for divorce from Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt 

So Angelina Jolie just filed for divorce from Brad Pitt. Apparently the two had some major differences in their belief systems -- Brad believed he should be able to fuck Marion Cotillard and Angelina believed he shouldn't. From the New York Post:

Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt after learning he was cheating on her with his sexy co-star, a well-placed source told The Post on Tuesday.

"She hired a private eye because she felt that he was fooling around with her on the set, and it turns out, he was. And that was the final straw," the source said.

Pitt, 52, had been rumored to have been cozying up to his "Allied'' co-star Marion Cotillard, 40, for months during the pair's filming of the World War II drama in London. The PI discovered that was Pitt cheating on his wife of two years with Cotillard -- while also partying like a single guy on a mission, the source said.

"The atmosphere [off-set] was full of hard drugs and Russian hookers, and Angie was told Brad got caught up in it," the source said. "He's in the throes of some insane midlife crisis, and Angie is fed up."

But wait a minute, when Brad cheated on his wife Jennifer Aniston with Angelina, he told her that was it. No more cheating. He had found his one true love. Are you trying to tell me he didn't actually mean that and cheated on his wife again. Well knock me over with a feather because I did not see that once coming. If we can't believe men who've already cheated on their wives when they say they're not going to cheat again, who can we believe? My world is upside down right now.

In other news, Jennifer Aniston just locked Justin Theroux in the bathroom for the next year because Angelina Jolie is single.

Where in the world is Alessandra Ambrosio?

Alessandra Ambrosio's coconut boobs 

Time for a fun new game here on Celebslam: Where in the World is Alessandra Ambrosio? Alessandra is a particular fitting star of this game since she lives by the mantra "Always on Vacation" (like most Americans, but opposite!). It's just as educational as Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? but with twice the erections! This week Alessandra is rockin' a coconut bikini in the island nation o fMALDIVES:



From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Alessandra Corine Maria Ambrósio^[6] (Portuguese pronunciation: [aleˈsɐ̃dɾɐ ɐ̃ˈbɾɔzju]; born April 11, 1981)^[1] is a Brazilian model and actress. Ambrosio is known for her work with Victoria's Secret and was chosen as the first spokesmodel for the company's PINK line. Ambrosio is currently one of theVictoria's Secret Angels and has modeled for brands such as Next, Armani Exchange, Christian Dior, and Ralph Lauren.

Ambrosio serves as an ambassador for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society.^[7] In 2012, she was ranked number six on Forbes' list of the highest-paid models, estimated to have earned $6.6 million in one year.^[8] She is often cited by the popular media as one of the world's sexiest women.^[9] As an Angel, she was chosen as one of People magazine's annual "100 Most Beautiful People in the World" in May 2007.^[10] Alessandra also holds a very active Facebook page in which she posts personal and professional photos as well as a plethora of motivational and inspirational quotes either through captions or dedicated posts, rendering 3+ Millions fans on the social media site.

Remember Rebecca Black? She's Got New Music!

"It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday." Who remembers when this lyric was perpetually stuck in everyone's heads? Well the song's singer Rebecca Black has come a long way since the release of her overnight Internet-released hit "Friday" in 2011 (when she was just 14!), and she sat down Friday with InStyleto give us the low down on her new single, "Great Divide". And the fact that she visited our Los Angeles offices was a total coincidence, by the way!

"I think a lot of people don't realize how young I was when 'Friday' came out", Black shared with InStyle in a Facebook Live interview. "This music is the first thing that's out there that really represents me, and really represent me as an artist and what I love and what I love to listen to". Hit play on the above video to watch the full broadcast.

Dalal Al Doub: A Day At Selfridges London ..

Dalal Al Doub is a Fashion and Beauty Blogger from Kuwait who is known not only for her sleek and modest hijab, but also for her classy makeup. Her Arabic video tutorials garner a lot of views and interactions, making her one of Arabia’s beauty “icons”.

I hope you will be fine.

Week rolls Astdhafinu Sylvrdz in a beautiful trip to London. I am tempted liked some of their services and Live experience to convey to you through the code. My visit to London was for a period of three days, I spent the whole day in those Sylvrdz.

He kept talking about the beauty department (make-up and skin care and hair) and claimed the focus on the brand Estee led, Department of Personal Shopper or Albersonal Schober. Aztec visit the salon and the restaurant and another Shi Ncov Department Altaks Frei or re taxes.

We identified the brand Estee upheld Bai Estee Lauder, subsumed under the brand Estee Lauder same quality but the differences in products and colors. Media Direction is her sister Kendall Jenner Alcardashiyanz, even descending to new Eokoshn this summer have Palit Shido colors chosen. These are coming down Brand exclusively in Sylvrdz.

From dalalid.com

It's Emily Ratajkowski naked in Santorini

Emily Ratajkowski naked in Santorini 

Here's Emily Ratajkowski and her bare ass on vacation in Santorini, Greece this week. The guy who took this picture. Him. I want to be him.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Emily O'Hara Ratajkowski^[2] (/ˌrɑːtaɪˈkɒfski/; born June 7, 1991)^[3] is an American actress and model raised primarily in California. She rose to prominence in 2013 after appearing in the music video for Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines", which became the number one song of the year in several countries and attracted controversy over its purported sexist content.

Ratajkowski's modeling career has progressed from retail ad work to art house erotica and high fashion. She appeared on the cover of the March 2012 issue of the erotic magazine treats!, which led to her being asked to appear in two music videos – "Blurred Lines" and Maroon 5's "Love Somebody". She appeared in the 2014 and 2015 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues. Ratajkowski made her professional runway modeling debut forMarc Jacobs at New York Fashion Week in 2015 and has since walked on the Paris Fashion Week runway for Miu Miu. She appeared in a Buick Super Bowl commercial during Super Bowl 50.

Ratajkowski began acting as a child in the San Diego area before she gained a recurring role on iCarly and later roles in major films. Her feature film debut was as the mistress of Ben Affleck's character in the 2014 film Gone Girl. Ratajkowski's 2015 roles included the films Entourage and We Are Your Friends (her first leading role) as well as the miniseries The Spoils Before Dying.

Ratajkowski is an advocate for women's health issues as a spokesperson for Planned Parenthood and supports the right of women to express their sexuality. Her claim to being a feminist has been both supported and disputed. She is known for her sex appeal and fashion sense.

Kylie Jenner says she didn't get a boob job

Despite looking noticeably-bustier in some pics she posted to Instagram (above), Kylie Jenner claims she didn't get a boob job. A Kardashian getting plastic surgery? Well I never!:

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Kylie Kristen Jenner (born August 10, 1997)^[1] is an American reality television personality, socialite and model. She is best known for appearing on the E! reality television series Keeping Up with the Kardashians. In 2012, she collaborated with the clothing brand PacSun, along with her sister Kendall, and created their own line "Kendall & Kylie".

In 2014, Time magazine listed the Jenner sisters on their The 25 Most Influential Teens of 2014 list for their considerable influence among teens on social media.^[2] She appeared on the same list the following year.^[3] As of 2016, she is one of the top 10 most followed celebrities on Instagram.^[4][5]

In 2015, Jenner launched her own cosmetics line called Kylie Cosmetics^[6] and a best-selling app, which reached number 1 on the iTunes app store.^[7][8]

Lindsay Lohan's fiance tried to kill her

Police were called to Lindsay Lohan's home in London last night after she started yelling like a crazy person on her balcony that her fiance just tried to kill her. Wait . . . Lindsay Lohan has a home? I just assumed she lived in a tent down by the river. From The Sun:

Shouting her name and address across the street, she screamed, "Please please please. He just strangled me. He almost killed me. Everybody will know. Get out of my house ... Do it. I dare you again. You're fucking crazy. You sick fuck. You need help. It's my house, get out of my house."

She was also heard shouting to Egor -- who was also near the balcony, "I'm done. I don't love you anymore. You tried to kill me. You're a fucking psycho," before adding. "We are finished ... No Egor, you've been strangling me constantly. You can't strangle a woman constantly and beat the s-- out of her and think it's ok. Everybody saw you touch me. It's filmed. Get out! Get out."

Ten minutes later police arrived after receiving reports of a "woman in distress" - forcing their way into the property - only to find it empty after going inside. They said no crime was committed and no arrests were made.

Remember when Lindsay Lohan said she was moving to London to leave behind the drama that followed her around back at home in the States? ... *sigh* ... Looks like it found her again. Poor, Lindsay. I thought she'd be able to escape it after she joined the Actor Witness Protection Program and didn't appear in any major movies or TV shows for years, but after last night's events, it looks like her identity has been compromised. She has to start all over again.

Programming update

Iggy Azalea at Jewel Nightclub in Las Vegas (7/23)

Please note that the role of "Kim Kardashian" on the upcoming season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians will be played by Iggy Azalea. Thank you.

From Wikipedia:

Iggy Azalea (/əˈzeɪljə/) (born Amethyst Amelia Kelly; June 7, 1990),^[1] is an Australian rapper, songwriter, and model. Born in Sydney and raised in Mullumbimby, Azalea moved to the United States at the age of 16 to pursue a career in hip hop music, residing in the southern part of the country. She earned public recognition after releasing YouTube music videos for her songs "Pu$$y" and "Two Times". She signed a record contract with T.I.'s imprint Grand Hustle Records in 2012, after gaining attention from her debut mixtape Ignorant Art.

Azalea's debut studio album, The New Classic (2014), peaked among the top five of several charts worldwide and received generally mixed reviews. It topped the Billboard Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums making Azalea the first non-American female rapper to reach the summit of the chart.^[2] The album was preceded by her debut single "Work", and generated the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart-topping single "Fancy", which made Azalea the fourth female rapper in the history of the chart to reach number one, claiming the longest-leading reign with seven consecutive weeks. Additionally, she was featured onAriana Grande's single "Problem", which peaked at number two while "Fancy" was number one; Azalea joined The Beatles as the only acts to rank at numbers one and two simultaneously with their first two Hot 100 entries.^[3][4][5] She also went on to achieve three top ten hits simultaneously on the Hot 100 with the aforementioned songs along with the fifth single from the album, "Black Widow", later that year.^[6] Azalea's second studio album Digital Distortion is due in June 2016. Its lead single, "Team", was released on 18 March 2016.^[7]

On the 12th June 2016, Azalea was confirmed as a new judge for The X Factor Australia.^[8]

Doutzen Kroes oh damn

Doutzen Kroes in Formentera, Spain (7/25)

Here's Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes looking absolutely stupid hot on vacation in Formentera yesterday. Okay, sure she looks this good now, but just wait until she has a kid. Bye, bye, body.

UPDATE: I've just been informed that Doutzen actually had a son in 2011. Okay, sure she looks this good now, but just wait until she has two kids. Bye, bye, body.

UPDATE #2: I've just been informed that Doutzen actually had a daughter in 2014.  Doutzen Kroes has given birth twice and looks like that. Doutzen Kroes is a freak of nature. I'll shut up now.

Justin Bieber and Rita Ora hooked up

Justin Bieber Rita Ora Hookup

 

Justin Bieber and Rita Ora leaving Warwick nightclub in Hollywood (6/1) 

Add Rita Ora to the list of chicks Justin Bieber has nailed. The two were spotted leaving Warwick nightclub in Hollywood late Wednesday night/early Thursday morning. I know they could have been there just as friends, but Rita wore this skirt (with gratuitous upskirt here). That's not a "just friends" skirt. That's a "it's the vernal equinox, my field is tilled, and I'm ready for your seed" skirt . . . dammit I need to stop reading Farmer's Almanac. It's really screwing with my analogies.

 

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Rita Sahatçiu Ora (born Rita Sahatçiu; 26 November 1990) is a British singer and actress. Her debut studio album, Ora, released in 2012, debuted at number one in the United Kingdom. The album contained the UK number-one singles, "R.I.P." and "How We Do (Party)". After reaching the peak position as a featured act on DJ Fresh's "Hot Right Now", Ora became the artist with the most number-one singles on the UK Singles Chart in 2012, with three consecutive singles reaching the top position. She was nominated for three Brit Awards at the 2013 ceremony.

Her single, "I Will Never Let You Down", became her fourth UK number one when it debuted at the top of the charts in 2014. Also in 2014, Ora featured on Iggy Azalea's single, "Black Widow", which reached number three in the US. In 2015, Ora became a coach on the fourth series of The Voice UK, and later that year, a judge on the twelfth series of The X Factor.



Mama June: coming to a strip club near you

Mama June Strip Club Appearance 1

 

Mama June: coming to a strip club near you 
Get those erections ready because Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is coming to a strip club near you! But she won't actually be getting naked or doing lap dances. Aw dammit. I guess I have to return those baggy sweat pants I bought. From Page Six:

A year after a successful tour of some of America's finest gentlemen's clubs, the reality star is set to appear at nightlife establishments in Baltimore, Oklahoma, Los Angeles and Las Vegas later this month. But don't expect the "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" star to bare all for the masses. Instead she'll be participating in two-hour-long meet-and-greets -- which will include walking the red carpet and posing for photos with fans -- at each venue.

Last year's tour was such a success that Mama June has been in demand ever since. It has also proven to be quite lucrative, as she's set to earn $20,000 across the four appearances.

"June has been a big hit at gentlemen's clubs and ... we have had a lot of clubs reaching out to have her appear," her manager, Gina Rodriguez, told Page Six.

The manufacturer of those chocolate coins must be extremely disappointed that Mama June won't be performing on stage. Chocolate money is actually all she accepts when she's dancing. "PUT IT IN MY THONG FOR LATER." It's quite disturbing. There's skin on skin friction, which generates heat, and then it melts, and  . . . I'm just gonna leave it at that.

It's the Miss USA Bikini Prelims

Miss USA Bikini Prelims Leah Lawson 1

Miss South Carolina Leah Lawson in a bikini 
Miss South Carolina Leah Lawson headlines a gallery chock-full of bikini goodness from the Miss USA bikini prelims on Wednesday. Oh what a coincidence, I just learned that South Carolina is my favorite state. Leah and I should get together for coffee and heavy petting. I'm totally kidding . . . I hate coffee.

A bikini is usually a women's abbreviated two-piece swimsuit with a bra top for the chest and underwear cut below the navel. The basic design is simple: two triangles of fabric on top cover the woman's breasts and two triangles of fabric on the bottom cover the groin in front and the buttocks in back. The size of a bikini bottom can range from full pelvic coverage to a revealing thong or G-string design.

The name for the bikini design was coined in 1946 by Parisian engineer Louis Réard, the designer of the bikini. He named the swimsuit after Bikini Atoll, where testing on the atomic bomb was taking place. Fashion designer Jacques Heim, also from Paris, re-released a similar design earlier that same year, the Atome. Due to its controversial and revealing design, the bikini was slow to be adopted. In many countries it was banned from beaches and public places. The Vatican declared the design sinful. While still considered risqué, the bikini gradually became a part of popular culture when film stars—Brigitte Bardot, Raquel Welch, Ursula Andress and others—began wearing them on public beaches and in film.

The bikini design became common in most Western countries by the mid-1960s as beachwear, swimwear and underwear. By the late 20th century it had become common as sportswear in sports such as beach volleyball and bodybuilding. Variations of the term are used to describe stylistic variations for promotional purposes and industry classifications, including monokini, microkini, tankini, trikini, pubikini, bandeaukini and skirtini. A man's brief swimsuit may also be referred to as a bikini. Similarly, a variety of men's and women's underwear types are described as bikini underwear.

The bikini has gradually grown to gain wide acceptance in Western society. By the early 2000s, bikinis had become a US$811 million business annually, and boosted spin-off services such as bikini waxing and sun tanning.

In this post we stare at Kate Beckinsale's sideboob

Kate Beckinsale at the Christian Dior Cruise afterparty at Loulou's in London(6/1) 

Consider this eye bleach for that last post about Mama June. Sorry about that.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Kathrin Romary "Kate" Beckinsale (born 26 July 1973) is an English actress. After some minor television roles, she made her film debut in Much Ado About Nothing (1993) while still a student at Oxford University. She then appeared in British costume dramas such as Prince of Jutland (1994), Cold Comfort Farm (1995), Emma (1996), and The Golden Bowl (2000), in addition to various stage and radio productions. She began to seek film work in the United States in the late 1990s and, after appearing in small-scale dramas The Last Days of Disco (1998) and Brokedown Palace (1999), she had a break-out year in 2001 with starring roles in the war drama Pearl Harbor and the romantic comedy Serendipity. She built on this success with appearances in the Martin Scorcese's The Aviator (2004) and the comedy Click (2006).

Since being cast as Selene in the Underworld film series (2003, 2006, 2009, 2012, 2016), Beckinsale has become known primarily known for her work in action films including Van Helsing (2004), Whiteout (2009), Contraband (2012), and Total Recall (2012). She also continues to make appearances in smaller dramatic projects such as Snow Angels (2007), Nothing but the Truth (2008), and Everybody's Fine (2009). In 2016, she won acclaim for her role in Whit Stillman's Jane Austen comedy Love & Friendship.

University chief rips AKB48 songwriting star for ‘Einstein’ lyrics

The president of a women’s university on Monday lashed out at a song written by Yasushi Akimoto, mastermind of the all-girl idol group AKB48, that says it is OK for girls to be “empty-headed” and that being intelligent is “meaningless” if one is “not loved.”

“I felt as if the clock had been turned back to 50 or 100 years ago,” Masami Ohinata, a psychologist who is president of Keisen University in Tokyo, blogged after a student showed her the lyrics.

“Einstein yori Dianna Agron,” was released on April 13 by HKT48 in Fukuoka, one of the idol group’s many regional sister units.

Akimoto is one of Japan’s most successful songwriters. Sales of CD albums penned by him set a record by surpassing 100 million in December 2015, according to music information provider Oricon Inc. He is also on the executive board of the Tokyo 2020 Olympics and Paralympics organizing committee.

Ohinata said the lyrics reminded her of a textbook used in Norway more than 100 years ago that marked certain questions as unfit for girls to solve because they were too difficult.

The song is about a schoolgirl who knows almost nothing about Albert Einstein but admires American actress Dianna Agron. The lyrics portray her as preoccupied with how to be pretty while spurning academic learning with such phrases as “I don’t think about anything difficult,” “I am not interested in news,” and “what is important is keeping my skin smooth.”

Ohinata said she later asked her students in a psychology class what they thought of the song, and they criticized each phrase.

In response to the phrase “girls must be cute, they can be stupid while in school,” the university students agreed “while it is important to be cute, studying is also fun and if you are stupid in school, you will remain so for the rest of your life,” Ohinata wrote.

And to “no matter how good you are with studies, it is meaningless if you are not loved,” the students countered that “no matter how much you are loved, it is meaningless if you can’t get a job.”